feeling kind of cute today. it’s super hot. like three bees have landed on me already. going to try to make it a good day.
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
fact: i will never stop talking about dragon age
hungover and missing work so i can work on my boyfriend’s surprise birthday cthulhu painting. hour two of like forty, probably.
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see